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Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Loons and Moons
Milky Way arcs over Kitt Peak National Observatory photo of the day for June 16, 2025 - Space
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
'Just one mutation away', COVID-19-like virus in China could spark outbreak: Study - WION
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
‘I feel like I’ve been lied to’: When a measles outbreak hits home - The Spokesman-Review
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Why are so many people getting sick from eating cucumbers? - NBC News
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Ground beef sold at Whole Foods might be contaminated with E. coli, USDA warns - CNN
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
No way
Everyone loved it.
Over 46,000 Grafana instances exposed to account takeover bug - BleepingComputer
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Still no good
What is the best way to get my wife to become a hotwife?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
So they tried
What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Former Charles Manson follower is recommended for parole - NBC News
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Why were the Japanese soldiers in WW II so hesitant to surrender in battle?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Plane from Indianapolis diverted to Tulsa due to weather ahead of NBA Finals Game 1 - KOKH