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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 23:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Loons and Moons

Milky Way arcs over Kitt Peak National Observatory photo of the day for June 16, 2025 - Space

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

'Just one mutation away', COVID-19-like virus in China could spark outbreak: Study - WION

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

‘I feel like I’ve been lied to’: When a measles outbreak hits home - The Spokesman-Review

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

Why are so many people getting sick from eating cucumbers? - NBC News

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

Ground beef sold at Whole Foods might be contaminated with E. coli, USDA warns - CNN

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Compound in Rosemary and Sage was Turned into Alzheimer’s Treatment That Boosts Memory and Cuts Amayloid - Good News Network

Next, they tried...

No way

Everyone loved it.

Over 46,000 Grafana instances exposed to account takeover bug - BleepingComputer

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

Still no good

What is the best way to get my wife to become a hotwife?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

So they tried

What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Former Charles Manson follower is recommended for parole - NBC News

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

Why were the Japanese soldiers in WW II so hesitant to surrender in battle?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

Plane from Indianapolis diverted to Tulsa due to weather ahead of NBA Finals Game 1 - KOKH